var fortunes = [
  "Conquer your fears or they will conquer you.",
  "Rivers need springs.",
  "Do not fear what you don't know.",
  "You will have a pleasant surprise.",
  "Whenever possible, keep it simple.",
];

exports.getFortune = function(){
    var idx = Math.floor(Math.random()*fortunes.length)
    return fortunes[idx]
}